Either he's insane, or he's 3.

If you do not live with a young child, then you would be rightly horrified to awake to a person standing next to your bed, silently staring at you. As your mind swam up to consciousness, you would be naturally revolted to find that person caked in dried vomit from ears to shoulders. And it would not occur to you that he might reasonably say, "It's not p…